In honor of this amazing [insert sarcasm] weather, a how-to guide to the flu
After being on my deathbed these past three days I have figured out the cure for the flu.
1. Sleep as much as you can. 48+ hours is best
2. Eat soup as if your life depended on it- because it does.
3. Watch Glee when not asleep.
4. Drink coconut water.
5. After two days of the above, go to sauna to sweat out all toxins.